The World World Census
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
3. | The Clamdinger of Clamdigger | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Clam on!” | |
4. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
5. | The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State | “What the FCUK?” | |
6. | The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
7. | The Importance of Being Earnest | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner.” | |
8. | The 25th Century Hero of Buck Rogers | Father Knows Best State | “Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!” | |
9. | The Republic of Loligo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “8 more than you.” | |
10. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” |