The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.


276,551.	The Republic of University of Mississippi	Moralistic Democracy	“Pro scientia et sapientia”
276,552.	The Theocracy of Islamiyya Khilafah	Iron Fist Consumerists	“La ilaha illa Allah”
276,553.	The Kingdom of Sovereign Realm of Britain	Iron Fist Consumerists	“God and my right”
276,554.	The Holy Empire of Zaktaria	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“There is no true God.”
276,555.	The Republic of Natexozain	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Μόνο φροντίσουν για τον εαυτό σας!”
276,556.	The Missile Launching Nation of Podrian Defence Post 4	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Destruction always comes before creation”
276,557.	The Federal Republic of Laacou	New York Times Democracy	“Morior Invictus”
276,558.	The United Kingdom of Holy Darchy Senlowau	Democratic Socialists	“Technocracy will guide us!”
276,559.	The Republic of Energized Puppet 37	Moralistic Democracy	“ODing on Caffeine ”
276,560.	The Commonwealth of Apexiala Oasis 12	Moralistic Democracy	“Freedom & Independence”