CheeseWorld Census

The Most Cultured in Cheese

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

1.	The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”
2.	The Free Land of The Isle Of Rats	New York Times Democracy	“RATS. RATS. WE'RE THE RATS!”
3.	The Republic of Island Hommunasionna	Moralistic Democracy	“You Can't Stop Progress”