The Smartest Citizens in Institute of Cellulose
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
1. | The Doot of MLGDogeland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “*gonk*” | |
2. | The Cosmocracy of Orange Creek | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Est ius meum” | |
3. | The Grim Wastelands of The Souless Damned | Father Knows Best State | “Death Will Show You the Way” | |
4. | The Ludist Empire of Socialist States of Ludistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Vivat Imperium de Ludiae” | |
5. | The Nigerian Empire of New Ryansville | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Every Son of Liberty, show you will protect it!” | |
6. | The Versian Empire of Middle Vers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Never question the sovereignty of House Vers Allusia” | |
7. | The Fragments of Untecna | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pano Wills It” | |
8. | The Resurgency of Accipitridia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fire Within, Fire Without” | |
9. | The Frouretian Kingdom of Meadrin | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hopeless Life is Death” | |
10. | The Columbian Empire of North American Imperial State | Left-wing Utopia | “Frontiers Unbound, Stars Conquered” |