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The cult of the great cthulhu wrote:

Vietnam 2: Eldritch Boogaloo

Everyone gangsta until the trees start speaking Cthulhu cultist

Plazland wrote:

Everyone gangsta until the trees start speaking Cthulhu cultist

Tree: I̵̠̮̋̄̚͘ǟ̷̙͈͕͕͕̩̟̈́̂̓̈͆̕̕ ̴̡̣̰̿͠ͅi̵͎̟͙̘̫̹̹͓̝̮̝̒̾̐̽̎̂̃ä̸̭̳̣̓̿̍͠͝ ̵̲̰̫̦̬͔͔̦̤̏̑́͑̔̔C̸̡̢̛̛͍͚̘͎̥̬̳͓̮̩͒̋̃͋͗̀̓͘͝t̷̢͈̟̭͙͕̃͑h̶̫̖̟̤̥͉̪̠̤͚̥̉̀̒̽̈́̍̀̕u̶̲̖̱̞̥͖͚̯͕̯̪̓͊͘ͅl̷̼̪̦͔͎̟̤̙͑ḣ̶̺̖͂̓̍ǔ̶̡̥̬͇̱̯͇̝͍̩̗̋͋̊̎̀̾͝͝ ̷̨̖̳͎̺̻̣̿̋́f̷̢̼͔͔͙͔̪̑̋͗̓́͛̂̒̂̈̕h̴̬̭̞͎͕̟̞͍͓̍̀̉͑̈͝t̵̛̜̖̟̯̄̇͂̓̓͛͆̊à̵͚̤̦͕̣͔̦̟̐̈́͂̾̆͊̌̂̇̾͐g̷̱͎̝͉̭̜̩̳͚̜͙͛̓̉͊̀͊̃ͅn̸̨̬͇͕̣͎̼̩̦̥̥̄͐̃̀

Divine Great Viet wrote:

I believe its the one with divisions

well it took some of my free time but here it is in it's entirety

The great tea empire wrote:

I'm late again. I always am.
With the land war lost, the tea production plants in Tea Harbour had also been considered lost. Many of the tea farmers had evacuated and salvaged all that they could, but with the loss of these factories, the pride of the Tea Drinkers had been tarnished and trodden. Videos had sprung up all over the internet, showcasing soldiers from Grossvietnam burning the national pride of the The great tea empire. In response, the Royal Army had been to move into Tea Harbour and sent more than 3 infantry divisions to the battlefield (40,000 troops), and deployed the the 6th and the 9th Heavy Infantry Battalions consisting of 1200 soldiers, each of them equipped with exotic and experimental technologies such as heavy-duty battle exoskeletons and metamaterial camouflage that hides them from long-wave wavelengths from radio to infrared, making them virtually invisible. They are assisted by the 16th, the 18th, 24th, the 25th, and the 27th Armoured Divisions, which consists of both Cold Tea-era tanks and the modern Challenger 2s and FV107 Scimitars, as well as the old AS-90s.

The destroyers HMS Fearless and HMS Dauntless began to move, changing positions as they targeted each and every tank column there was that existed on the beach. Their highly efficient engines allowed them to easy move across the coast, but they were still too distant to be of use against the troops moving on the tea production plants itself. As such, the battle of the coast was still stuck in a stalemate.

The 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Abraham Lincoln Brigades, 2th John Brown Division, the 7th New York Union, the Army of the Red Virginia, the Hammer and Torch Division and the First Syndicate Battalion invaded The Great Tea Empire with a combined GSU-USSA assault as tactical nukes were dropped on multiple harbors, airbases and major cities as part of Operation Blackbeard.

The cult of the great cthulhu wrote:

-snip-

]Tree: I̵̠̮̋̄̚͘ǟ̷̙͈͕͕͕̩̟̈́̂̓̈͆̕̕ ̴̡̣̰̿͠ͅi̵͎̟͙̘̫̹̹͓̝̮̝̒̾̐̽̎̂̃ä̸̭̳̣̓̿̍͠͝ ̵̲̰̫̦̬͔͔̦̤̏̑́͑̔̔C̸̡̢̛̛͍͚̘͎̥̬̳͓̮̩͒̋̃͋͗̀̓͘͝t̷̢͈̟̭͙͕̃͑h̶̫̖̟̤̥͉̪̠̤͚̥̉̀̒̽̈́̍̀̕u̶̲̖̱̞̥͖͚̯͕̯̪̓͊͘ͅl̷̼̪̦͔͎̟̤̙͑ḣ̶̺̖͂̓̍ǔ̶̡̥̬͇̱̯͇̝͍̩̗̋͋̊̎̀̾͝͝ ̷̨̖̳͎̺̻̣̿̋́f̷̢̼͔͔͙͔̪̑̋͗̓́͛̂̒̂̈̕h̴̬̭̞͎͕̟̞͍͓̍̀̉͑̈͝t̵̛̜̖̟̯̄̇͂̓̓͛͆̊à̵͚̤̦͕̣͔̦̟̐̈́͂̾̆͊̌̂̇̾͐g̷̱͎̝͉̭̜̩̳͚̜͙͛̓̉͊̀͊̃ͅn̸̨̬͇͕̣͎̼̩̦̥̥̄͐̃̀

Oh no, it is the Zalgo text

The cult of the great cthulhu wrote:

Tree: I̵̠̮̋̄̚͘ǟ̷̙͈͕͕͕̩̟̈́̂̓̈͆̕̕ ̴̡̣̰̿͠ͅi̵͎̟͙̘̫̹̹͓̝̮̝̒̾̐̽̎̂̃ä̸̭̳̣̓̿̍͠͝ ̵̲̰̫̦̬͔͔̦̤̏̑́͑̔̔C̸̡̢̛̛͍͚̘͎̥̬̳͓̮̩͒̋̃͋͗̀̓͘͝t̷̢͈̟̭͙͕̃͑h̶̫̖̟̤̥͉̪̠̤͚̥̉̀̒̽̈́̍̀̕u̶̲̖̱̞̥͖͚̯͕̯̪̓͊͘ͅl̷̼̪̦͔͎̟̤̙͑ḣ̶̺̖͂̓̍ǔ̶̡̥̬͇̱̯͇̝͍̩̗̋͋̊̎̀̾͝͝ ̷̨̖̳͎̺̻̣̿̋́f̷̢̼͔͔͙͔̪̑̋͗̓́͛̂̒̂̈̕h̴̬̭̞͎͕̟̞͍͓̍̀̉͑̈͝t̵̛̜̖̟̯̄̇͂̓̓͛͆̊à̵͚̤̦͕̣͔̦̟̐̈́͂̾̆͊̌̂̇̾͐g̷̱͎̝͉̭̜̩̳͚̜͙͛̓̉͊̀͊̃ͅn̸̨̬͇͕̣͎̼̩̦̥̥̄͐̃̀

*screaming cat pic here*
BURN THE HERITIC

Shavara wrote:

Oh no, it is the Zalgo text

Zalgathoth is Cthulhu’s nerdy little cousin.

Shavara wrote:

Oh no, it is the Zalgo text

I heard it's contagious

The cult of the great cthulhu wrote:

Tree: I̵̠̮̋̄̚͘ǟ̷̙͈͕͕͕̩̟̈́̂̓̈͆̕̕ ̴̡̣̰̿͠ͅi̵͎̟͙̘̫̹̹͓̝̮̝̒̾̐̽̎̂̃ä̸̭̳̣̓̿̍͠͝ ̵̲̰̫̦̬͔͔̦̤̏̑́͑̔̔C̸̡̢̛̛͍͚̘͎̥̬̳͓̮̩͒̋̃͋͗̀̓͘͝t̷̢͈̟̭͙͕̃͑h̶̫̖̟̤̥͉̪̠̤͚̥̉̀̒̽̈́̍̀̕u̶̲̖̱̞̥͖͚̯͕̯̪̓͊͘ͅl̷̼̪̦͔͎̟̤̙͑ḣ̶̺̖͂̓̍ǔ̶̡̥̬͇̱̯͇̝͍̩̗̋͋̊̎̀̾͝͝ ̷̨̖̳͎̺̻̣̿̋́f̷̢̼͔͔͙͔̪̑̋͗̓́͛̂̒̂̈̕h̴̬̭̞͎͕̟̞͍͓̍̀̉͑̈͝t̵̛̜̖̟̯̄̇͂̓̓͛͆̊à̵͚̤̦͕̣͔̦̟̐̈́͂̾̆͊̌̂̇̾͐g̷̱͎̝͉̭̜̩̳͚̜͙͛̓̉͊̀͊̃ͅn̸̨̬͇͕̣͎̼̩̦̥̥̄͐̃̀

P̬̼͒̄ͥ͑͊̈̀͘h͍̘̽̿͠'̟̠̭̟͕̭͕͚̗͑̅̀̆̊̍ͥñ̡̜̟͈̻̘̌ͤ̌̿̊̑̓g̴̥̖͍̼̩̹ͨ͂͂ͫ̌́ͅl̢̰̼̲̿ͫ́ͬͧ͞ȕ̥͈̰̂i̧̧̯͔͉͓͈͔ͮ͗͑̾ͦ̍ͣ́ ̵̙̣͎̙̖͍̆͋̀̚͜m̷̠͓͎̻̙̖͈̮ͤ̊̑̀g̤̥̳͆̄̉̔̊͗̓͟͜l͖̒͆͌̽͂̀͗̚ẅ̸̟̖̘́͌͑'̸̯̭̙̬͉̱̬̪̬ͣͮ̈̅ͯ́n̶̲̜̥̬ͬ͊͋͑̈̊̇̓͝a̜̟̪̥̭̤̖̣͍̓͌̃̐͘f̵̼̟̻͓͚̬ͪͮ͋͒͊̐͟h͖̭͈͈̀̇̏ͣ͜ ̢͚̱̖͈̦̘ͪ́̐̅̾̂̉̚͝͞ͅC̛͖͓̰̩̥̳͎̫̋͒ͮ̓͌͘͘t̢̩͇̺̺ͣ̊̽͑͛̎ͨ̇͞͝h̜̮͎͓̝͒͑ͯ̚u̧͒̇̄͠҉͖̦̥l̟͖̜̒̑͟h̶̷̡̲̫̎ͦͮ̈̓́̈̎u̶̶͉̪̳̩̗ͨ͘ ̎ͨ̇҉͕͓̺̖͔̥̲̹R̗͙̗̞̗͙̈̎̒̏̉ͅ'̡̡̲̘̋̂ͯ̚͠ḻ̸̮͎̌͗̈́͠͝y͍̮̋̕e̵̥͓̯͎̯̺̋̇͌̕͝h͒ͨ̌ͭ҉̶͎̻̰͔͉̱͎ ̻͚ͨ̈̎ͪͧͭ͛ͮ͜͝͠w̹̩͍͕͔͎̙ͯ̈̏̄̆ͥ͋ͮ́ͅg̝̪͔̰̱̯ͥ̐͆ͨͨ͂̅a̵̡͎͕̳̹̹̟̬ͦ̎́̈́̉̈ͯh͇̪̱̺̭̠̙͖͉ͩ́̕͜'̴̗̹̼̦ͦ͋̕͢ͅn̸̦̙͙̮̺̜̯͓͆̂̿͆a̙̖̦͙͉̱̣̒͌̓́̿ͧ̈́̂g̙̙̼͚̱̾̇̃͂ͫͮ̌̄͠l͇̖̳̠̈̇̈̕ ͓̥ͨ̉͐̆̅̀̈́̚ͅͅf̐҉̛̥̟̺̜h̞̪̘͙̳̭͗ͮͧͥ͗̄͆ṱ̸̠͖͍̖͚̰͖̠̐̅̌ͫͮ̈ͣ͋͘a̧̛̪̫͙̗̰̗̐̉̊͆ͭ̈́ͫg̠̺̘̭͕͕ͩ̊̉ͬͣͪ̆̽͒n͙̳̬͎̹̦ͮ̒̀͜ͅͅ!̶̢ͮ̍ͩͥ̈́̉̾҉̘͍̰̰̣͓͉

The cult of the great cthulhu wrote:

Zalgathoth is Cthulhu’s nerdy little cousin.

What is this, Greek mythology? Next thing I know, Cthulhu has a child with his cousin in Alabama

Brethren wrote:

Can't figure out how, hopefully mine is simple enough to not be a problem >.<

It is

The Cult of the Great Cthulhu wrote:
Tree: I̵̠̮̋̄̚͘ǟ̷̙͈͕͕͕̩̟̈́̂̓̈͆̕̕ ̴̡̣̰̿͠ͅi̵͎̟͙̘̫̹̹͓̝̮̝̒̾̐̽̎̂̃ä̸̭̳̣̓̿̍͠͝ ̵̲̰̫̦̬͔͔̦̤̏̑́͑̔̔C̸̡̢̛̛͍͚̘͎̥̬̳͓̮̩͒̋̃͋͗̀̓͘͝t̷̢͈̟̭͙͕̃͑h̶̫̖̟̤̥͉̪̠̤͚̥̉̀̒̽̈́̍̀̕u̶̲̖̱̞̥͖͚̯͕̯̪̓͊͘ͅl̷̼̪̦͔͎̟̤̙͑ḣ̶̺̖͂̓̍ǔ̶̡̥̬͇̱̯͇̝͍̩̗̋͋̊̎̀̾͝͝ ̷̨̖̳͎̺̻̣̿̋́f̷̢̼͔͔͙͔̪̑̋͗̓́͛̂̒̂̈̕h̴̬̭̞͎͕̟̞͍͓̍̀̉͑̈͝t̵̛̜̖̟̯̄̇͂̓̓͛͆̊à̵͚̤̦͕̣͔̦̟̐̈́͂̾̆͊̌̂̇̾͐g̷̱͎̝͉̭̜̩̳͚̜͙͛̓̉͊̀͊̃ͅn̸̨̬͇͕̣͎̼̩̦̥̥̄͐̃̀
P̬̼͒̄ͥ͑͊̈̀͘h͍̘̽̿͠'̟̠̭̟͕̭͕͚̗͑̅̀̆̊̍ͥñ̡̜̟͈̻̘̌ͤ̌̿̊̑̓g̴̥̖͍̼̩̹ͨ͂͂ͫ̌́ͅl̢̰̼̲̿ͫ́ͬͧ͞ȕ̥͈̰̂i̧̧̯͔͉͓͈͔ͮ͗͑̾ͦ̍ͣ́ ̵̙̣͎̙̖͍̆͋̀̚͜m̷̠͓͎̻̙̖͈̮ͤ̊̑̀g̤̥̳͆̄̉̔̊͗̓͟͜l͖̒͆͌̽͂̀͗̚ẅ̸̟̖̘́͌͑'̸̯̭̙̬͉̱̬̪̬ͣͮ̈̅ͯ́n̶̲̜̥̬ͬ͊͋͑̈̊̇̓͝a̜̟̪̥̭̤̖̣͍̓͌̃̐͘f̵̼̟̻͓͚̬ͪͮ͋͒͊̐͟h͖̭͈͈̀̇̏ͣ͜ ̢͚̱̖͈̦̘ͪ́̐̅̾̂̉̚͝͞ͅC̛͖͓̰̩̥̳͎̫̋͒ͮ̓͌͘͘t̢̩͇̺̺ͣ̊̽͑͛̎ͨ̇͞͝h̜̮͎͓̝͒͑ͯ̚u̧͒̇̄͠҉͖̦̥l̟͖̜̒̑͟h̶̷̡̲̫̎ͦͮ̈̓́̈̎u̶̶͉̪̳̩̗ͨ͘ ̎ͨ̇҉͕͓̺̖͔̥̲̹R̗͙̗̞̗͙̈̎̒̏̉ͅ'̡̡̲̘̋̂ͯ̚͠ḻ̸̮͎̌͗̈́͠͝y͍̮̋̕e̵̥͓̯͎̯̺̋̇͌̕͝h͒ͨ̌ͭ҉̶͎̻̰͔͉̱͎ ̻͚ͨ̈̎ͪͧͭ͛ͮ͜͝͠w̹̩͍͕͔͎̙ͯ̈̏̄̆ͥ͋ͮ́ͅg̝̪͔̰̱̯ͥ̐͆ͨͨ͂̅a̵̡͎͕̳̹̹̟̬ͦ̎́̈́̉̈ͯh͇̪̱̺̭̠̙͖͉ͩ́̕͜'̴̗̹̼̦ͦ͋̕͢ͅn̸̦̙͙̮̺̜̯͓͆̂̿͆a̙̖̦͙͉̱̣̒͌̓́̿ͧ̈́̂g̙̙̼͚̱̾̇̃͂ͫͮ̌̄͠l͇̖̳̠̈̇̈̕ ͓̥ͨ̉͐̆̅̀̈́̚ͅͅf̐҉̛̥̟̺̜h̞̪̘͙̳̭͗ͮͧͥ͗̄͆ṱ̸̠͖͍̖͚̰͖̠̐̅̌ͫͮ̈ͣ͋͘a̧̛̪̫͙̗̰̗̐̉̊͆ͭ̈́ͫg̠̺̘̭͕͕ͩ̊̉ͬͣͪ̆̽͒n͙̳̬͎̹̦ͮ̒̀͜ͅͅ!̶̢ͮ̍ͩͥ̈́̉̾҉̘͍̰̰̣͓͉

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Countryball maker wrote:

It is

I mean, mine is literally just the German flag.

Boredom

The death syndicate wrote:

What is this, Greek mythology? Next thing I know, Cthulhu has a child with his cousin in Alabama

That is . . . you could actually talk about a lot of the gods' shenanigans in terms of Alabama . . . o.o

Any updates on the war?

Brethren wrote:

That is . . . you could actually talk about a lot of the gods' shenanigans in terms of Alabama . . . o.o

*Alabama looks at Greek gods*
Are you challenging me?

Everyone gangsta until the tanks start speaking German

Countryball maker wrote:

It is

hello can you make me a polandball

I do

I want it to portray the United Syndicalist States of America as the saviour of the workers of Valsora, holding this flag (https://i.redd.it/wjgsraiuo92z.png) amongst the backdrop of the capitalist oppressors of Kampf Empire, Osterreich und Ungarn, Shavara, Marrabuk, Western Pakistan and New Terabithia.

Shinnokawa, about your post, we need to discuss it for a second.

The death syndicate wrote:

*Alabama looks at Greek gods*
Are you challenging me?

OH GOD NO

LORD IT'S TIME FOR THE APOCALYPSE OK

United syndicalist states of america wrote:

I want it to portray the United Syndicalist States of America as the saviour of the workers of Valsora

AhhAHAHHhahahHahahaH

United syndicalist states of america wrote:

hello can you make me a polandball

I do

I want it to portray the United Syndicalist States of America as the saviour of the workers of Valsora, holding this flag (https://i.redd.it/wjgsraiuo92z.png) amongst the backdrop of the capitalist oppressors of Kampf Empire, Osterreich und Ungarn, Shavara, Marrabuk, Western Pakistan and New Terabithia.

Your forgetting someone