Rogue CONclaveBoard

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Sounds good. Let me get a course set, and then it's full speed ahead.
Pax types on a keyboard, running the numbers. A data disk ejects from the console, and Pax loads it into the navicomputer. Course is set. Let's hope I didn't miscalculate something.

Indeeed. I’d rather not end up in a black hole. What are my orders cap.

Howard beale wrote:

Indeeed. I’d rather not end up in a black hole. What are my orders cap.

Pax begins adjusting some controls. Hexior, fire the engines.

Howard beale wrote:

Indeeed. I’d rather not end up in a black hole. What are my orders cap.

Sit back and enjoy the ride.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Pax begins adjusting some controls. Hexior, fire the engines. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

Aye sir. I will head down to sickbay.

OOC: Lake of fur will CTE in two days without Vacation mode on and Zombie penguin thinks its not on.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Pax begins adjusting some controls. Hexior, fire the engines.

A nearby intercom activates
Yes sir!

Secondary ignition is starting, fuel flow nominal, electromagnetic radiation levels fall inside large amounts of static and crackling is heard levels. Prepare for departure.

A faint boom is heard from the back of the ship

Tertiary ignition complete. Engines are yours, Captain.

Howard beale wrote:

Aye sir. I will head down to sickbay.

OOC: Lake of fur will CTE in two days without Vacation mode on and Zombie penguin thinks its not on.

Aw geez. If you hear anything, let me know. Lake's a friend of mine.

Hexior wrote:

A nearby intercom activates
Yes sir!

Secondary ignition is starting, fuel flow nominal, electromagnetic radiation levels fall inside large amounts of static and crackling is heard levels. Prepare for departure.

A faint boom is heard from the back of the ship

Tertiary ignition complete. Engines are yours, Captain.

Pax speaks into the intercom
Thank you, Engineering. Blasting in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Pax throws the lever, and the engines roar.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Pax speaks into the intercom
Thank you, Engineering. Blasting in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Pax throws the lever, and the engines roar.

IC: spins in chair Sir, with all due respect, I'm a little worried about vibration issues. I'm not doubting Hexior's abilities as an engineer, but in the event he missed a few details with regards to the CONclave's engines...

OOC: Good lord, I just thought of this and I'd have never thought I'd come to this point in NS. First a nobody, then a nation on some RP game in TNP, then nobody again, then #1 Most Hated Man in TNP, then a drifter, then some dude at a bar, and now Chief of Security on a starship.

Pax Nerdvana It’s happened. Lake of fur has kicked the bucket. So have his puppets (Including one in this region).

Eripolis wrote:

IC: spins in chair Sir, with all due respect, I'm a little worried about vibration issues. I'm not doubting Hexior's abilities as an engineer, but in the event he missed a few details with regards to the CONclave's engines...

OOC: Good lord, I just thought of this and I'd have never thought I'd come to this point in NS. First a nobody, then a nation on some RP game in TNP, then nobody again, then #1 Most Hated Man in TNP, then a drifter, then some dude at a bar, and now Chief of Security on a starship.

IC: I helped the lead engineer build this ship several ... I don't remember how long ago, but it was a long time. Point is, when the engineers were doing a do-over on these engines, I spotted the things they missed. Feel free to come down and take another look though, there is always room for improvements.

OOC: Wow.

Howard beale wrote:

Pax Nerdvana It’s happened. Lake of fur has kicked the bucket. So have his puppets (Including one in this region).

Darnit

Eripolis wrote:

IC: spins in chair Sir, with all due respect, I'm a little worried about vibration issues. I'm not doubting Hexior's abilities as an engineer, but in the event he missed a few details with regards to the CONclave's engines...

OOC: Good lord, I just thought of this and I'd have never thought I'd come to this point in NS. First a nobody, then a nation on some RP game in TNP, then nobody again, then #1 Most Hated Man in TNP, then a drifter, then some dude at a bar, and now Chief of Security on a starship.

As Hexior said, she'll hold together. She may be battered and worn, but she has it where it counts.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

DarnitAs Hexior said, she'll hold together. She may be battered and worn, but she has it where it counts.

Howard uses the intercom in the med bay to speak to the bridge

This is the medical bay cap-o-tan. All is good down here. We are ready to rock and roll.

Howard beale wrote:

Howard uses the intercom in the med bay to speak to the bridge

This is the medical bay cap-o-tan. All is good down here. We are ready to rock and roll.

Roger that

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Roger that

Engineering report: Speed is currently reaching 598 c, projected fuel consumption is 7%. Plenty of room to go faster, but at this rate it shouldn't take long to reach Sol.

So far nothing major has broken, aside from the lieutenant's bathroom plumbing. Speaking of the lieutenant, where'd they go?

Hexior wrote:

Engineering report: Speed is currently reaching 598 c, projected fuel consumption is 7%. Plenty of room to go faster, but at this rate it shouldn't take long to reach Sol.

So far nothing major has broken, aside from the lieutenant's bathroom plumbing. Speaking of the lieutenant, where'd they go?

I have no idea. He had a similar long absence last year. We talk pretty frequently, but I haven't heard anything from him in ages. I'd assume he'll be back eventually.

Howard beale wrote:

Howard uses the intercom in the med bay to speak to the bridge

This is the medical bay cap-o-tan. All is good down here. We are ready to rock and roll.

OOC: Cap-o-tan reminded me of the Carouser's Capotain, which, if you didn't know, is one of Demoman's hats.

Eripolis wrote:

OOC: Cap-o-tan reminded me of the Carouser's Capotain, which, if you didn't know, is one of Demoman's hats. (Yes I play TF2)

Thank god! Another TF2 player!

Wow. I go on hibernation mode for a week or two, and then when I wake up, half to three quarters of the region is gone.

Howard beale wrote:

Thank god! Another TF2 player!

Wait I play TF2?

The federation-state of lazy people wrote:

Wow. I go on hibernation mode for a week or two, and then when I wake up, half to three quarters of the region is gone.

Unfortunately, our Lieutenant and several other crewmembers seem to have vanished.

Eripolis wrote:

Wait I play TF2?

That’s what you said!

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Unfortunately, our Lieutenant and several other crewmembers seem to have vanished.

Probably abandoned ship in a escape pod or shuttle. Should I check?

Howard beale wrote:

That’s what you said!

Probably abandoned ship in a escape pod or shuttle. Should I check?

Naw, they wouldn't do that.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Naw, they wouldn't do that.

Vanished in midair. Maybe. I would have picked up their particle signatures all over the ship.

Howard beale wrote:

That’s what you said!

7h4t'5 wh47 1 541d? 0h w417, y0u'r3 r1gh7.

Seriously though, I've started getting kind of bored after 6 months of playing the game nonstop, so I've returned to Minecraft. Fun fact: I have more hours in Minecraft alone than in my entite Steam library combined (probably because I've been playing MC for almost 7 years now).

Eripolis wrote:

Vanished in midair. Maybe. I would have picked up their particle signatures all over the ship.

OOC

https://youtu.be/A5LyXXCw-YM

Admit it Pax. You like this character. A lot.

7h4t'5 wh47 1 541d? 0h w417, y0u'r3 r1gh7.

Seriously though, I've started getting kind of bored after 6 months of playing the game nonstop, so I've returned to Minecraft. Fun fact: I have more hours in Minecraft alone than in my entite Steam library combined (probably because I've been playing MC for almost 7 years now).

OOC: If we're talking fembots, Nautica and Slipstream are probably my favorites.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

OOC: If we're talking fembots, Nautica and Slipstream are probably my favorites.

OOC: Except none will be as thicc as Starscream cue disproportionate amount of fanfiction

Eripolis wrote:

OOC: Except none will be as thicc as Starscream cue disproportionate amount of fanfiction

OOC: Please, please don't go there.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

OOC: Please, please don't go there.

OOC: BuT iT's TrUe!!111!

It's true, though. I almost feel bad for the poor sucker, having to be almost every female transfan's waifu.