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Square town wrote:

i have begun blowing up all mountains in the name of public safety

love that tactic
might just have to try it myself

Armans wrote:

love that tactic
might just have to try it myself

you should

“Nonsense, people holding public office need to have full accountability for their statements,” says Palutena Xiaoping, popping a handful of breath mints. “If the Health Minister himself comes up and says ‘use bleach for bad breath’, who am I to doubt his authority? I mean, can you imagine if a world leader was to suggest injecting bleach? Not that anyone but a blithering baby-brained wibbling idiot would ever suggest such a thing, but still, can you imagine the potential harm? We need to ban sarcasm and all forms of linguistic ambiguity from political discourse and censure this minister for jeopardizing our lives!”

Sound familiar?

The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.

there has never been a better sentence... opinion question. should it be the new motto for my country?

Square town wrote:

The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.

there has never been a better sentence... opinion question. should it be the new motto for my country?

absolutely it should

Armans wrote:

absolutely it should

sounds good

Square Town's national animal is the electricity, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is bread.

awesome

Children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.

I'd read it

Armans wrote:

Children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.

I'd read it

sure why not

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W H A T

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.

Breathing is illegal

Sex changes are routinely performed at Armans's hospitals.

YES

I have just made it common to reanimate dead bodies... of pets and people

Hi?