Metal Gear Rising: Sons of Delivery and DiGiorno is my favourite political and economic simulator, well-intended to teach the player the basics of price slashing and how to best divide the country as quickly as possible. The answer, of course, is manually.
You can't give up yet! Think about every mentally deranged morons you've fought up until this point. You've always had the strength to overcome! Whether it was violence in movies, or sex on TV. I was always lucky there was a Family Guy. Even if your IQ is the room temperature of Alaska.
That's right, I've finally uploaded my consciousness into my gaming setup. Pakitsk, the reason you're cringe is not because you ain't skilled, but because you ain't ballin' on that stank-ass Windows 95 'puter katana.
Harald's demeanor doesn't change. He shakes his head, disapprovingly. "For one that has lived six hundred full years... I suppose I shouldn't blame you for not understanding how things work in this dimension. You come to me, and ask that I be a kingmaker for a day. Yet, you seem to be blind to the dirt that stains a crown from the gutter. Felicity, I can't just make people into soldiers. They require a will and a reason to fight. They require material that cannot be acquired by any legal means. If you truly want that land back, you'll have to live with the price." He sighs, clasping his face, and leans back in his chair. He tilts his head back and looks at the ceiling, before sitting up again to address Felicity. "You found the right person, perhaps, but you know not the methods with which Felsinsel operates. After all, nobody truly knows that the cook for a particular Estandian president's banquet was kidnapped, that the beans were purposely undercooked to poison him by an imposter, that the drunken fuel tank driver which delivered the final, fiery blow was never more sober in their life. No, nobody would know that it was arms provided by the Syndicate to the Honorites that let them rise to power, and that it was the same armament that had brought the highly favorable monarchy to power after a civil war. Nobody would know that it was Death Syndicate mercenaries working in conjunction with elements of the AOS to smuggle chemical weapons to the poikarians and help them lead a war effort while Operation Rockfish terrorized the people of Cardonia. So I ask you again. What is the price you are willing to pay?"
"Tell me what is allowed and Isn't allowed and Ill ensure the Courts Remain compliant, Especially when showing the Duchesses Strengths and to put down her... Stressful, shortcomings.
And kids are cruel, Jack. They just lose touch with it at the ripe old age of twelve. "War crime" this, "can't eat the drywall" that. Microwaving mice is wrong, they say.
Discussion in support of pedophilia is never appropriate. I don't know why I need to say this. Let's talk about something else from here on while I clean up the above.