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The Spirit of Jezebel

Shiu Demar wrote:uh...

no need to speak to Lord Lucifer :)

I’m not concerned with who this lord is, I want your…

Yodoshi wrote:*eats your soul*

…Oh never mind.

*Pouts dramatically*

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, Zalgoland, and Shiu Demar

The Theocracy of Shiu Demar

Jezebel wrote:I’m not concerned with who this lord is, I want your…

Oh never mind.

*Pouts dramatically*

why do you want my soul??

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, and Zalgoland

The Potentially Great Country of South Austral The League

THR-1000 wrote:What are you even making....

cookies

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, Jezebel, and Zalgoland

The Spirit of Jezebel

Shiu Demar wrote:why do you want my soul??

“Arts and crafts”

:)

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, and Zalgoland

The Federation of Zalgoland

THR-1000 wrote:What are you even making....

Cookies.

From Hell.

(Made some for myself, They taste quite good ngl.)

Yodoshi and Baldwin Park

The Federation of Zalgoland

Shiu Demar wrote:good...and plus...i wanted to give my soul anyway xD

Famous last words

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, and Shiu Demar

The Empire of Diablo s

I have a question. has a demon and Angel got married together and if so do we even allow it?

Yodoshi and Baldwin Park

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The Diabolical Imperium of Gehenna Primus

Diablo s wrote:I have a question. has a demon and Angel got married together and if so do we even allow it?

There certainly has been cohabitation between demons and angels according to the mythos. In the Book of Enoch, a creature called a nephilim is the offspring of a demon and an angel.

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, and Main Page

The Racist Commune of Thermopylae Volkisch Sparta

South Austral wrote:step x: shove it in the oven, now chop up a nuclear bomb for some flavor when the cookies come out.

Step XI: Snap your fingers and command a helot to serve it...

...WITHOUT ANY MITTS!

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, Jezebel, Main Page, and 1 otherZalgoland

The Kids are crying because of Main Page The League

rate this /10

Food Fight Incident [DECLASSIFIED]

by The Kids are crying because of Main Page

Food Fight
Part I:
Main Page wrote:The diplomats for DragonBorn Clan, Main Page, Not Gagium, Entropan, Progressa Island, Israel and the Sinai, and Democratic People Republic of NorthKorea are sitting at a table together in the embassy in Main Page. The diplomat for Main Page, Craig Cuttlefish III connects to the embassy speakers and begins playing Muck Warfare. His dualies are loaded with ketchup. He sprays ketchup on the diplomat for Israel and the Sinai, who in turn begins throwing carrots at Craig Cuttlefish's head. Cuttlefish dodge rolls, but slams into the back of the Not Gagium diplomat, who squeezes a lemon into Cuttlefish's eye.
Cuttlefish: IT BURNS!!!!!
Cuttlefish begins indiscriminatly firing ketchup in random directions
DragonBorn Clan diplomat: FOOD FIGHT!
Chaos ensues.

Main Page wrote:Cuttlefish throws a can of mayonaise at Progressa Island's diplomat. Progressa Island ambassador dodges and throws a can of soda at Cuttlefish and it explodes, going all over his coat.
Cuttlefish: WHAT THE ---- WAS THAT FOR? THAT COST 11000 CASH!
Enraged, Mr. Cuttlefish charges forward, shooting ketchup at the Progressa Island ambassador.

Progressa Island wrote:Extremely... Strange negotiations, or what it was at first
(After the fun is over, this ambassador will be executed, and his family, along with children and old people, will be sent to hard labor, where their entire subsequent generation will work without the opportunity to gain freedom or at least minimal human conditions for life)

Main Page wrote:Knowing that he will be executed, he decides to fight back against Cuttlefish. He grabs a watermelon, and throws it at Cuttlefish, who dodges it, causing it to explode all over Entropan's representative.

Main Page wrote:Just as Entropan's rep begins to exact his revenge, the ground beneath them begins shaking. Sirens go off.
Cuttlefish: What's going on??
Everyone's phones begin ringing.
ALERT. THIS IS NOT A TEST. THERE IS A MAGNITUDE 6 EARTHQUAKE NEAR YOU. THIS IS NOT A TEST. GET INTO A SHELTER, DROP, COVER, AND HOLD. THERE IS A MAGNITUDE 6 EARTHQUAKE NEAR YOU.
The Rejected Sanctum explodes.

travishohojiro> alright is everyone ok
underpaidjanitor> yes but you need to control your ambassadors
travishohojiro> what happened
underpaidjanitor> food fight
travishohojiro> why tf didnt they invite me
travishohojiro> anyway
travishohojiro> @██_██████████ @█████████ what happened to zero and the restricted areas during the earthquake
█████████> Zero started shaking and cracking, and a glow started at the top of the pyramid
travishohojiro> can you give me more of an analysis like what was happening internally
██_██████████> it seemed like pyramid and sanctum were attempting to take over zero, but it fought back, causing sanctum to explode.
travishohojiro> and the glow
█████████> there was a small pulse that seems to be coming from the top when the glow started, so pyramid may be getting stronger.
travishohojiro> start issuing evacuation orders. i will work on getting the residents and tourists completely out of here until this whole ordeal is over.
██_██████████> where will they go
█████████> i will call in a favor.

Read dispatch


(btw hellions, YOU are the favor. if you would like to take part in this RP by accepting refugees simply TG me.)

Yodoshi and Shiu Demar

The Theocracy of Shiu Demar

Main Page wrote:rate this /10

Food Fight Incident [DECLASSIFIED]

by The Kids are crying because of Main Page

Food Fight
Part I:
Main Page wrote:The diplomats for DragonBorn Clan, Main Page, Not Gagium, Entropan, Progressa Island, Israel and the Sinai, and Democratic People Republic of NorthKorea are sitting at a table together in the embassy in Main Page. The diplomat for Main Page, Craig Cuttlefish III connects to the embassy speakers and begins playing Muck Warfare. His dualies are loaded with ketchup. He sprays ketchup on the diplomat for Israel and the Sinai, who in turn begins throwing carrots at Craig Cuttlefish's head. Cuttlefish dodge rolls, but slams into the back of the Not Gagium diplomat, who squeezes a lemon into Cuttlefish's eye.
Cuttlefish: IT BURNS!!!!!
Cuttlefish begins indiscriminatly firing ketchup in random directions
DragonBorn Clan diplomat: FOOD FIGHT!
Chaos ensues.

Main Page wrote:Cuttlefish throws a can of mayonaise at Progressa Island's diplomat. Progressa Island ambassador dodges and throws a can of soda at Cuttlefish and it explodes, going all over his coat.
Cuttlefish: WHAT THE ---- WAS THAT FOR? THAT COST 11000 CASH!
Enraged, Mr. Cuttlefish charges forward, shooting ketchup at the Progressa Island ambassador.

Progressa Island wrote:Extremely... Strange negotiations, or what it was at first
(After the fun is over, this ambassador will be executed, and his family, along with children and old people, will be sent to hard labor, where their entire subsequent generation will work without the opportunity to gain freedom or at least minimal human conditions for life)

Main Page wrote:Knowing that he will be executed, he decides to fight back against Cuttlefish. He grabs a watermelon, and throws it at Cuttlefish, who dodges it, causing it to explode all over Entropan's representative.

Main Page wrote:Just as Entropan's rep begins to exact his revenge, the ground beneath them begins shaking. Sirens go off.
Cuttlefish: What's going on??
Everyone's phones begin ringing.
ALERT. THIS IS NOT A TEST. THERE IS A MAGNITUDE 6 EARTHQUAKE NEAR YOU. THIS IS NOT A TEST. GET INTO A SHELTER, DROP, COVER, AND HOLD. THERE IS A MAGNITUDE 6 EARTHQUAKE NEAR YOU.
The Rejected Sanctum explodes.

travishohojiro> alright is everyone ok
underpaidjanitor> yes but you need to control your ambassadors
travishohojiro> what happened
underpaidjanitor> food fight
travishohojiro> why tf didnt they invite me
travishohojiro> anyway
travishohojiro> @██_██████████ @█████████ what happened to zero and the restricted areas during the earthquake
█████████> Zero started shaking and cracking, and a glow started at the top of the pyramid
travishohojiro> can you give me more of an analysis like what was happening internally
██_██████████> it seemed like pyramid and sanctum were attempting to take over zero, but it fought back, causing sanctum to explode.
travishohojiro> and the glow
█████████> there was a small pulse that seems to be coming from the top when the glow started, so pyramid may be getting stronger.
travishohojiro> start issuing evacuation orders. i will work on getting the residents and tourists completely out of here until this whole ordeal is over.
██_██████████> where will they go
█████████> i will call in a favor.

Read dispatch


(btw hellions, YOU are the favor. if you would like to take part in this RP by accepting refugees simply TG me.)

9/10

food fight lol xD

Yodoshi, Main Page, and Zalgoland

The Ultra Racist Capitalist Land of United Racist Ducks

The Kids are crying because of Main Page, why are the kids crying because of you?

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, and Main Page

The Dumpster Fire of Spreading Misinformation

You know, I set this nation up to effectively be forced anarchy, where a dictator solely retains their own power and lets people do whatever they want outside of running for office.

I ended up with a caricature of America.

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, Camp Mennihackatorso, United Racist Ducks, and 2 othersZalgoland, and Homeless tweakers

The Dumpster Fire of Spreading Misinformation

Actually, the only thing I'm missing is an overfunded police force. Then again it'd be redundant since I just execute anyone who does commit a crime, I.E. running for office or protesting me.

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, and Zalgoland

The Federation of Zalgoland

C̸̤̏̌Ä̸̟̩͖̒̀P̷͎̭̀́͗͂̂͝I̷̥̽̈͐͊͘T̸̢̧̹̰̜͑̃̈̒̇A̴͇̣̅L̷̖̃̈́̔͝ ̶̗͒͐̑Č̴̲̗̺̱̑̈́I̶̺͓͔̰̠͆̓͂͆T̶̡̝̟̼̪̯̃̀Y̴̮̪͓̹̓̾̍͑

:Casually warps back to the city, just kinda exploring:

Yodoshi and Baldwin Park

The Kids are crying because of Main Page The League

United Racist Ducks wrote:The Kids are crying because of Main Page, why are the kids crying because of you?

because the research into the tower made the ground shake and it scared the children.
also pls join my rp

Food Fight Incident [DECLASSIFIED]

by The Kids are crying because of Main Page

Food Fight
Part I:
Main Page wrote:The diplomats for DragonBorn Clan, Main Page, Not Gagium, Entropan, Progressa Island, Israel and the Sinai, and Democratic People Republic of NorthKorea are sitting at a table together in the embassy in Main Page. The diplomat for Main Page, Craig Cuttlefish III connects to the embassy speakers and begins playing Muck Warfare. His dualies are loaded with ketchup. He sprays ketchup on the diplomat for Israel and the Sinai, who in turn begins throwing carrots at Craig Cuttlefish's head. Cuttlefish dodge rolls, but slams into the back of the Not Gagium diplomat, who squeezes a lemon into Cuttlefish's eye.
Cuttlefish: IT BURNS!!!!!
Cuttlefish begins indiscriminatly firing ketchup in random directions
DragonBorn Clan diplomat: FOOD FIGHT!
Chaos ensues.

Main Page wrote:Cuttlefish throws a can of mayonaise at Progressa Island's diplomat. Progressa Island ambassador dodges and throws a can of soda at Cuttlefish and it explodes, going all over his coat.
Cuttlefish: WHAT THE ---- WAS THAT FOR? THAT COST 11000 CASH!
Enraged, Mr. Cuttlefish charges forward, shooting ketchup at the Progressa Island ambassador.

Progressa Island wrote:Extremely... Strange negotiations, or what it was at first
(After the fun is over, this ambassador will be executed, and his family, along with children and old people, will be sent to hard labor, where their entire subsequent generation will work without the opportunity to gain freedom or at least minimal human conditions for life)

Main Page wrote:Knowing that he will be executed, he decides to fight back against Cuttlefish. He grabs a watermelon, and throws it at Cuttlefish, who dodges it, causing it to explode all over Entropan's representative.

Main Page wrote:Just as Entropan's rep begins to exact his revenge, the ground beneath them begins shaking. Sirens go off.
Cuttlefish: What's going on??
Everyone's phones begin ringing.
ALERT. THIS IS NOT A TEST. THERE IS A MAGNITUDE 6 EARTHQUAKE NEAR YOU. THIS IS NOT A TEST. GET INTO A SHELTER, DROP, COVER, AND HOLD. THERE IS A MAGNITUDE 6 EARTHQUAKE NEAR YOU.
The Rejected Sanctum explodes.

travishohojiro> alright is everyone ok
underpaidjanitor> yes but you need to control your ambassadors
travishohojiro> what happened
underpaidjanitor> food fight
travishohojiro> why tf didnt they invite me
travishohojiro> anyway
travishohojiro> @██_██████████ @█████████ what happened to zero and the restricted areas during the earthquake
█████████> Zero started shaking and cracking, and a glow started at the top of the pyramid
travishohojiro> can you give me more of an analysis like what was happening internally
██_██████████> it seemed like pyramid and sanctum were attempting to take over zero, but it fought back, causing sanctum to explode.
travishohojiro> and the glow
█████████> there was a small pulse that seems to be coming from the top when the glow started, so pyramid may be getting stronger.
travishohojiro> start issuing evacuation orders. i will work on getting the residents and tourists completely out of here until this whole ordeal is over.
██_██████████> where will they go
█████████> i will call in a favor.

Read dispatch

Yodoshi

The Colossal Machine of THR-1000

Main Page wrote:rate this /10

Food Fight Incident [DECLASSIFIED]

by The Kids are crying because of Main Page

Food Fight
Part I:
Main Page wrote:The diplomats for DragonBorn Clan, Main Page, Not Gagium, Entropan, Progressa Island, Israel and the Sinai, and Democratic People Republic of NorthKorea are sitting at a table together in the embassy in Main Page. The diplomat for Main Page, Craig Cuttlefish III connects to the embassy speakers and begins playing Muck Warfare. His dualies are loaded with ketchup. He sprays ketchup on the diplomat for Israel and the Sinai, who in turn begins throwing carrots at Craig Cuttlefish's head. Cuttlefish dodge rolls, but slams into the back of the Not Gagium diplomat, who squeezes a lemon into Cuttlefish's eye.
Cuttlefish: IT BURNS!!!!!
Cuttlefish begins indiscriminatly firing ketchup in random directions
DragonBorn Clan diplomat: FOOD FIGHT!
Chaos ensues.

Main Page wrote:Cuttlefish throws a can of mayonaise at Progressa Island's diplomat. Progressa Island ambassador dodges and throws a can of soda at Cuttlefish and it explodes, going all over his coat.
Cuttlefish: WHAT THE ---- WAS THAT FOR? THAT COST 11000 CASH!
Enraged, Mr. Cuttlefish charges forward, shooting ketchup at the Progressa Island ambassador.

Progressa Island wrote:Extremely... Strange negotiations, or what it was at first
(After the fun is over, this ambassador will be executed, and his family, along with children and old people, will be sent to hard labor, where their entire subsequent generation will work without the opportunity to gain freedom or at least minimal human conditions for life)

Main Page wrote:Knowing that he will be executed, he decides to fight back against Cuttlefish. He grabs a watermelon, and throws it at Cuttlefish, who dodges it, causing it to explode all over Entropan's representative.

Main Page wrote:Just as Entropan's rep begins to exact his revenge, the ground beneath them begins shaking. Sirens go off.
Cuttlefish: What's going on??
Everyone's phones begin ringing.
ALERT. THIS IS NOT A TEST. THERE IS A MAGNITUDE 6 EARTHQUAKE NEAR YOU. THIS IS NOT A TEST. GET INTO A SHELTER, DROP, COVER, AND HOLD. THERE IS A MAGNITUDE 6 EARTHQUAKE NEAR YOU.
The Rejected Sanctum explodes.

travishohojiro> alright is everyone ok
underpaidjanitor> yes but you need to control your ambassadors
travishohojiro> what happened
underpaidjanitor> food fight
travishohojiro> why tf didnt they invite me
travishohojiro> anyway
travishohojiro> @██_██████████ @█████████ what happened to zero and the restricted areas during the earthquake
█████████> Zero started shaking and cracking, and a glow started at the top of the pyramid
travishohojiro> can you give me more of an analysis like what was happening internally
██_██████████> it seemed like pyramid and sanctum were attempting to take over zero, but it fought back, causing sanctum to explode.
travishohojiro> and the glow
█████████> there was a small pulse that seems to be coming from the top when the glow started, so pyramid may be getting stronger.
travishohojiro> start issuing evacuation orders. i will work on getting the residents and tourists completely out of here until this whole ordeal is over.
██_██████████> where will they go
█████████> i will call in a favor.

Read dispatch


(btw hellions, YOU are the favor. if you would like to take part in this RP by accepting refugees simply TG me.)

A casual food fight gone wrong. 9.5/10

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, and Main Page

The Theocracy of Shiu Demar

does anyone here play hoi4?

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, Main Page, and Homeless tweakers

The Ultra Racist Capitalist Land of United Racist Ducks

The Spirit of Jezebel

Homeless tweakers wrote:I Have Recipe For You How To Enter 13D !

Half G Of TranQ & Half G Of Fentanyl Spray It With Raid For Spiders until it is Little Wet And Let It Dry On A Heater Mean while Make Some Cheese With Bread And Also Put It On Heater When The Cheese Is Done And You Conzumed It The Substance Is Also Done And You Can Dump It Into Crack Pipe And Blaze It Never Do More Than 3G !

Now "You" Will Witness Akashic Knowledge And Completely Fell Your body Very Weak Like You Are Leaving It.

* An excerpt from the lesser known Betty Crocker Grimoire.

Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, and United Racist Ducks

The Diabolical Imperium of Gehenna Primus

Shiu Demar wrote:does anyone here play hoi4?

No, but I do own Stellaris, another Paradox game.

The Stalker, Yodoshi, Baldwin Park, Zalgoland, and 1 otherShiu Demar

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