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APPLES!!! duck!!!!! /me unleashes catapults of pie at V |
*joins in fight, throws a massive bucket of fruit salad over everyone* |
That was rude. Foodfights sound unnecessarily messy. Think of the poor cleaning staff? |
Messy ? Perhaps. But it's a great jobs program. The poor cleaning staff will have some overtime to pad their wallets this week. |
*tosses a pie at SN* tell it to the Maid's Union! *proceeds to fire a barrage of pineapple grenades at West* |
Did you know there's an official evil maid convention? At least, so I've heard. Attempts at confirmation have been unsuccessful. *puts up a shield of thickly sliced fruitcake* |
Why does this remind me of the old 'Attack the Previous Poster' thread on the forum ? *slices the pineapple grenades and flings the slices in all directions, carefully aiming some to land on Hama's fruitcake* |
*counters the pineapple grenades with 20 watermelon bombs aimed in all directions* |
If you'd like we can aim all of our attacks at you West :D *takes cover inside a banana bread fortress* En garde! *Fires catapults of flaming Baked Alaska* |
mmmm flaming alaskas.............. There is a Palin joke in there somewhere, i think. *return fire with a super soaker full of cherry coke* |
Only eleventh most cultured?? Maybe it has to do with my still-down-the-toilet economy. I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong there :P *snacking on pineapple, douses baked Alaska with chicken broth* |
The Masked Walkers of The Monkye The difference is that we're specifically using food, West. :p *Fires the mashed potato canon* |
The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry Whee, 9th most cultured - which means, I get to throw cheese at the rest of you while sipping urbanely on my glass of wine. :P |
*avoids cheese, fires the dreaded broccoli* |
Heck yes!!! I love broccoli >:D Where my seasoned salt at?? |
cheese and broccoli!!!! Praise be to the food gods!!! *From atop banana bread fortress fires jelly filled donut artillery* |
The Masked Walkers of The Monkye Pssh, marshmallow rain is where it's at...that or a fairy floss tornado! |
"Fairy floss" is a much better name than "cotton candy." It gives me unrealistic expectations, though. That stuff should at least make me fly. *dodging jelly doughnuts and marshmallows, misappropriates mashed potato cannon for own use* |
*walks back into nation states after a very long absence due to eveonline sucking his life away* Hey everyone I don't remember most of you but hi. |
The Masked Walkers of The Monkye Welcome back, I'm sure I remember you, 4! (We use numbers to abbreviate now) *ceases food-fighting to celebrate finishing third in the most extreme ratings behind his puppet.* Take that V, I'm at the top this time! :p |
*tosses coconut cream pie at Monk's face* I shall return to my throne worry not! |
I do enjoy being moderate. I don't enjoy a 3:1 bus to uni ratio on a rainy day. |
The Masked Walkers of The Monkye To be honest, in NS I think it's more fun to have nations as some extreme end of the scale or another. It just makes it more entertaining. |
What kind of psydo-Switzerland would I be without truckloads of guns? |
What kind of nanny state would I be without almost-complete disarmament of all my citizens? The only kind of knives I permit is dulled table knives. Everything else with even a vaguely sharp edge is strictly outlawed. |