Calexico and MexicaliBoard

New San Andreas Republic wrote:

Well, as Mr.Krabs said to SpongeBob in that one episode where they needed to bury a dead hooker, welcome aboard. You can take your own drugs, but here we prefer uncut pure Mexican cocaina. It goes great on burritos.

Los Mexicana cocaina est Buenos

Eros prime wrote:

Los Mexicana cocaina est Buenos

Now hopefully that was incomprehenable and offensive inuf

Enough*

anyway
all this talk about cocaine, but what about peyote?

Kauzat wrote:

anyway
all this talk about cocaine, but what about peyote?

You take that s*it when you're stranded in the desert and about to die of dehydration, so you eat some peyote and trip massive balls. Either that or you turn into an animal of some kind. Either way you end up naked with the cops after you.

New San Andreas Republic wrote:

You take that s*it when you're stranded in the desert and about to die of dehydration, so you eat some peyote and trip massive balls. Either that or you turn into an animal of some kind. Either way you end up naked with the cops after you.

yeah.

Holà amigos y muchas gracias por los amidades diplomaticos! 🙌 Thank you for establishing embassies with us at Lewisham. Please feel free to drop by or even send a resident ambassador or pinocchios. We look forward to building relations, offering help, or partaking in any events you'll have open

Yours
Sevastyan Kepakiano
Monson Diplomat of Lewisham

p.s 'pinocchio' is Lewisham slang for 'puppets'🤡 And feel free to check out and upvote our dispatches, as seen below!

Marsupilami - The National Animal

by The Democratic Republic of Ricore

Appearance
The marsupilami is a black-spotted yellow leopard-like creature with dog-like ears. Male marsupilamis have an incredibly long, strong, flexible, prehensile tail, used for almost any task. Female marsupilamis have a much shorter tail, but still long compared to real animals. Both the male and female are able to use their tail as a weapon, by tightening the end into a fist and the remainder of the tail into a spring-like spiral for maximal force. This attack was responsible for the Danish and Norwegian translators choosing words similar to "spiral" over "marsupial" as the creature's name. Unlike the males, the females also walk on the tips of their toes. When the animal rebounds, he makes the noise: "Boing".

Males are also drawn with their eyes not completely separated, as if the sclerae of both eyes have merged, while females are often drawn with two completely separate eyes. Female marsupilamis also have a different voice compared to the males. Males say "houba" most of the time, while females say "houbi". According to the L'Encyclopédie du Marsupilami, they are monotremes like the platypus and echidna, which explains why they lay eggs while having mammalian features. Like parrots and some corvid birds, the Marsupilami can also mimic human speech, and like an amphibian is able to breathe underwater as well as on land.

Specimens
The appellation "The Marsupilami" originally referred to the individual captured and then adopted by Spirou and Fantasio, which they never bothered to name because he was the only known specimen. The Spirou & Fantasio album Le nid des Marsupilamis introduces more marsupilami characters, none of whom are in captivity; the album is mostly concerned with a documentary-within-the-comic about the life of a family of marsupilamis living in the wild in Palombia, Ricore.

Marsupilamis have been shown with multiple different fur colourations – yellow, yellow with black spots, black, white, white with black spots, and black with yellow spots. The most frequently seen fur colours are yellow with black spots, yellow with no spots, and black all over, as these are the variations seen within the main Marsupilami family in the Marsupilami comic series; these are also the fur colours that are regularly seen.

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Monson wrote:

Holà amigos y muchas gracias por los amidades diplomaticos! 🙌 Thank you for establishing embassies with us at Lewisham. Please feel free to drop by or even send a resident ambassador or pinocchios. We look forward to building relations, offering help, or partaking in any events you'll have open

Yours
Sevastyan Kepakiano
Monson Diplomat of Lewisham

p.s 'pinocchio' is Lewisham slang for 'puppets'🤡 And feel free to check out and upvote our dispatches, as seen below!

Marsupilami - The National Animal

by The Democratic Republic of Ricore

Appearance
The marsupilami is a black-spotted yellow leopard-like creature with dog-like ears. Male marsupilamis have an incredibly long, strong, flexible, prehensile tail, used for almost any task. Female marsupilamis have a much shorter tail, but still long compared to real animals. Both the male and female are able to use their tail as a weapon, by tightening the end into a fist and the remainder of the tail into a spring-like spiral for maximal force. This attack was responsible for the Danish and Norwegian translators choosing words similar to "spiral" over "marsupial" as the creature's name. Unlike the males, the females also walk on the tips of their toes. When the animal rebounds, he makes the noise: "Boing".

Males are also drawn with their eyes not completely separated, as if the sclerae of both eyes have merged, while females are often drawn with two completely separate eyes. Female marsupilamis also have a different voice compared to the males. Males say "houba" most of the time, while females say "houbi". According to the L'Encyclopédie du Marsupilami, they are monotremes like the platypus and echidna, which explains why they lay eggs while having mammalian features. Like parrots and some corvid birds, the Marsupilami can also mimic human speech, and like an amphibian is able to breathe underwater as well as on land.

Specimens
The appellation "The Marsupilami" originally referred to the individual captured and then adopted by Spirou and Fantasio, which they never bothered to name because he was the only known specimen. The Spirou & Fantasio album Le nid des Marsupilamis introduces more marsupilami characters, none of whom are in captivity; the album is mostly concerned with a documentary-within-the-comic about the life of a family of marsupilamis living in the wild in Palombia, Ricore.

Marsupilamis have been shown with multiple different fur colourations – yellow, yellow with black spots, black, white, white with black spots, and black with yellow spots. The most frequently seen fur colours are yellow with black spots, yellow with no spots, and black all over, as these are the variations seen within the main Marsupilami family in the Marsupilami comic series; these are also the fur colours that are regularly seen.

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Man, I appreciate your diplomacy and your kindness and whatever, but that Spanish is way too accurate and polite for our coked-out and faux-Mexican asses. You're gonna have to downgrade that if you're gonna fit in around here.

New San Andreas Republic wrote:

You take that s*it when you're stranded in the desert and about to die of dehydration, so you eat some peyote and trip massive balls. Either that or you turn into an animal of some kind. Either way you end up naked with the cops after you.

Peyote = coyote 🐺 XD

New San Andreas Republic wrote:

Man, I appreciate your diplomacy and your kindness and whatever, but that Spanish is way too accurate and polite for our coked-out and faux-Mexican asses. You're gonna have to downgrade that if you're gonna fit in around here.

Haha~No problemo!

Thanks for the embassy. We hope a lively drug trade can begin with the region with the sexiest banner and flag of all.

Happy Independence Day! Wooo!

Happy 4th o’ July!

Happy 4th of July, you American and non-Americans alike. The America in my nation may have been a s*ithole before the Great War, and even more of a s*ithole after it, but goddamn it if we don't try to emulate it and its flaws every goddamn way and place we can. Any nation based on America can relate to one another, like brothers. And of course, this means more drugs all around so we can get s*it-faced, stoned, and f*cking cracked out of our faces to celebrate.

Enjoy your liberty with a side of cocaine and painkillers. You earned it.

Hello, citizens! While I'm aware you're all responsible, clean, sober and law-abiding non-drug users here, I think there are many of you who would love to have a driving license. I'm sure this is because you want to have fun driving your family to church, not say, driving big hauls of drugs across the U.S.-Mexico border or escaping the police in Italian super-cars.

...

Anyway, if you haven't already, take the San Andreas DMV Driving Test and post your results in the RMB so we can see which of you lucky lot were able to score yourself a driving license!

I failed, I choose all the most redicoulous options

alright
the driving test was pretty funny

and i failed it somehow

Kauzat wrote:

alright
the driving test was pretty funny

and i failed it somehow

Yikes. Probably funnier than mine. But I passed.

Edit: When I mean I passed, I mean I held up the clerk at gunpoint till he printed me the license.

Has anyone seen my meth shipment? It said it was shipped here...

Northern Seleucia wrote:

Has anyone seen my meth shipment? It said it was shipped here...

Ay ay, senor. You have mucho mistake here, amigo. No metho es delivera here, uhh... soy un cleano regiona, senor. No policia. You go now.

(Head round back, I'll keep the cops busy.)

New San Andreas Republic wrote:

Ay ay, senor. You have mucho mistake here, amigo. No metho es delivera here, uhh... soy un cleano regiona, senor. No policia. You go now.

(Head round back, I'll keep the cops busy.)

Gotcha.

Greetings brothers

Federal Reclamation Initiative wrote:

Greetings brothers

Welcome, friend. We know you have a choice in establishing embassies with drug-fueled crackdens of vague Mexican character so we thank you for choosing Calexico-Mexicali, NationState' premier home of Californian and Mexican culture (and drugs)

You guys won't believe this! I saw someone driving sober and following traffic laws. I found that weird, so I just shot her.

Northern Seleucia wrote:

You guys won't believe this! I saw someone driving sober and following traffic laws. I found that weird, so I just shot her.

Doing the lord’s work

Eastern-elysium wrote:

Doing the lord’s work

"We can't expect God to do all the work. I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore like any other."