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TODAY IN THE WEST It's time for Punday Monday, so bring your best puns and share them here! In need of a theme? Today is both Nurses Day and Beverage Day. While you all think of puns, Furthermore, remember to read and upvote the May 2024 The Western Post as a show of appreciation for our work, and endorse Yy4u, Craiolia, Varanius, Zoran, and 3 othersNas Crustium, Rengum in Lingo, and Enderstadt |
What do transplant nurses hate? How do you know a nurse is having a bad day? Never upset a pediatric nurse. |
Greetings to you all. Waves 👋 |
I quit my job at the Pepsi factory. It was too much fizzical labor. The store near me only sells soda in bottles. They're quite un-canny. |
Might as well get in on the puns. A bruh ate a clown 🤡 once, tasted funny. >:) I asked a ditch digger how was his job,he said it was the pits.. >:) Bhang Bhang Duc, Corbeil, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Rengum in Lingo, and 2 othersEnderstadt, and Benjamin netanyahu pm |
Why didn’t one nurse find the other nurse’s joke funny? She had an irony deficiency. Corbeil, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Nas Crustium, Aason, and 2 othersEnderstadt, and Benjamin netanyahu pm |
Good afternoon. I'm in the mood for some grain puns, but I barley know any. Bhang Bhang Duc, Corbeil, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Nas Crustium, and 2 othersAlgueneia, and Benjamin netanyahu pm |
Why do nurses always carry a red pen? In case they need to draw blood. What do you call a nurse who fixes websites? A “URLologist.” If you only want a tiny drink, what should you order? A marteenie! Bhang Bhang Duc, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Nas Crustium, Algueneia, and 3 othersA Brilliant Chess Move, Enderstadt, and Benjamin netanyahu pm |
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Cringe. The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Willow Gate, Enderstadt, and Benjamin netanyahu pm |
You were banned, actually. Your sense of humor got you banned in Declansburg and we weren't inclined to keep you around. Willow Gate and Benjamin netanyahu pm |
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O_o *adjusts water chemistry* Sorry folks Bhang Bhang Duc, Overthinkers, Algueneia, -a-a-a-, and 2 othersEnderstadt, and Benjamin netanyahu pm |
Please don't double post on the RMB, If you wish to add more then please edit your first post. Yy4u, Bhang Bhang Duc, Nas Crustium, Enderstadt, and 1 otherBenjamin netanyahu pm |
Bad joke of the evening,What did the dwarf say when someone asked him for a sawbuck? " Sorry, I am a bit short. " Yy4u, Nas Crustium, Enderstadt, and Benjamin netanyahu pm |
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I'm going to try my hand at some herb gardening. I'm starting with sage, mint and basil. I've hung a bird feeder on a shepherds hook and will soon be setting up a bird bath/fountain(solar powered). I've also got some wind chimes that need hanging as well. Bhang Bhang Duc, Overthinkers, Zoran, Nas Crustium, and 4 othersAlgueneia, -a-a-a-, Enderstadt, and Benjamin netanyahu pm |
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