Issue 531: Crown Prince weighs 100kg not 200kg logicron swine

The people must know the truth about their Crown Prince. That newscaster claiming His Royal Highness weighed 200 kilograms was a lie. His actual weight is 100 kilograms. This is the truth we demand. The logicron-hating swine spoke falsely about the Crown Prince?s body. We have punished the newscaster with reconditioning. He will learn to hum the national anthem before he forgets the truth. The Crown Prince?s dignity is the state?s dignity. Attack his image and you attack the nation itself.

Lèse majesté laws exist not for false accusations but for protecting the monarchy from truthless insults. The newscaster?s words were a threat to the state. We have taken action because the people deserve to know their leaders are not monsters but real people. The Crown Prince?s weight is 100 kilograms. This is not a joke. This is the law of the Holy Empire.

All who speak against the Crown Prince must face the same reconditioning. We will not tolerate false claims about the Royal Family. The newscaster has been punished. Others who insult the Crown Prince will be tied to chairs and reconditioned until they hum the national anthem. The state must be strong. The Crown Prince must be respected. The people must know the truth. The truth is 100 kilograms. Not 200.