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by Dominioan. . 114 reads.

OBNN Number 7 I think (Barlyy Special Issue)


OBNN - 5th Issue

TOP STORY: Barlyy gains power, but lets Baloo stay as delegate

In the PM elections in Callista, Barlyy "Sketchy B" "Antichrist" "Loaves" won the election. However, since god Baloo wanted to let his delegacy streak reach a full year, Barlyy is not the WA delegate. This keeps control in the hands of Baloo, as it always should be. Arisyan also won the Justice elections with Baloominati support. This notably has caused longtime member Plus Nova Imperii to move to the Vincence Empire, in his future endeavors we wish him luck. Barlyy is still doing things though, like organizing the ongoing LinkLarasta Yearly Hedonistic Acts along with the lovely folks from Laraniem like Hagston, which has proven to be...adequate.

Just kidding, it's actually been pretty good Barlyy, keep it up <3

INTERREGIONAL: Barlyy Strikes Back

In our neighbour region the Institute of Cellulose, the PM election race is underway. Our local grain crop Barley announced his intent to run with Briteannia, one of the puppets he committed fraud with...uh, I mean did nothing with. Nothing happened in BCK Square in 2020. Hail Baloo...

Anyway, Barlyy is running in IOC's PM election with that puppet. He recently released his really long campaign dispatch, which has encompassed over 100 reads while turning away about that many voters, due to the incredibly cringe Hamilton references. At least he isn't throwing away his shot, but Barlyy has no chance of being in the room where it happens. The Baloominati will live to tell it's story!

POLITICS: Barlyy story #3

Barlyy has certainly been the star of the past few months. His administration has already shown itself not to be afraid of taking action unlike many past Baloo administrations, which although were prosperous and stable, are believed by some of the opposition (read: heretics) to have caused stagnation. Don't worry, Arisyan was severely punished. One of these recent actions taken was making a new Roleplay! Number 3 or 4 on the count now. But it's only existed for two days and has already broken the record (probably), and will hopefully bring great happiness and enjoyment to those who don't actually want to go to war for their country, and instead sit around in their mom's basement pretending to move troops around in a text based nation simulator game.

Shame on you. Be more like Poskukune.

for legal reasons this is a joke, enjoy yourselves y'all


Dominioan

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