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Psychotic Dictatorship
“It is very easy to change; not so easy to improve.”
Most Primitive: 29th Most Devout: 70th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 166th
12.441 billion Sheward Subjects. Triple-decker prams, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Adolf über alles”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 285th Most Advanced Public Education: 345th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 388th
15.369 billion inbred northerners. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Hail the Cheromanian Realm”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,237th Most Stationary: 8,529th Largest Black Market: 9,188th
10.355 billion Cheromanians. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
Father Knows Best State
“Wait for the Venom to Slowly Spread Through Your Body.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 825th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,343rd Largest Black Market: 1,937th
9.473 billion Lucifersvilleans. Parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Where we have gone... you know you never can go.”
Most Income Equality: 5,562nd Highest Drug Use: 8,472nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,193rd
7.121 billion Watchers of the Skies. Absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“We Stand on Guard for Thee”
Highest Crime Rates: 2,219th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,705th Fattest Citizens: 3,713th
2.849 billion raiders. Rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“The strong will possess. The weak will submit.”
Most Corrupt Governments: 6,948th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,416th Largest Black Market: 7,952nd
1.759 billion Valnians. Parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For Unity and Prosperity!”
Largest Insurance Industry: 16,099th Most Average: 16,696th
1.726 billion Mardatans. Compulsory military service.