The Unitary Republic of XXURBANXX is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Censor Anthony with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 13.079 billion Urbänie are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acenoa. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Urbänian economy, worth a remarkable 1,736 trillion Urbanian Léis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,745 Urbanian Léis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and a degree in Prime Censor Anthony Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XXURBANXX's national animal is the Urbänian Swift, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

XXURBANXX is ranked 9,163^rd in the world and 1^st in Roses Without Thorns for Nicest Citizens, with 34.79 average smiles per day.