The District of X X is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 26.623 billion X Xians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The thriving X Xian economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion districtas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,718 districtas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, child labor has been outlawed, army rations are served on silver platters, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. X X's national animal is the trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

X X is ranked 111,175^th in the world and 1^st in Canberra for Most Patriotic, with 14.02 flags saluted per person per day.