Population | 10.798 billion |
Capital | Deridium |
Leader | Dukex zof Edinburq |
Faith | Skroth |
Currency | baht |
Animal | sheep |
The Rogue Nation of White Walker 1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dukex zof Edinburq with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.798 billion White Walker 1ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deridium. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient White Walker 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,511 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 325,189 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, the dartboard at the White Walker 1ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Dukex zof Edinburq's face, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Walker 1's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Skroth.
White Walker 1 is ranked 288,701st in the world and 739th in NationStates for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.72 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 1, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 1, the dartboard at the White Walker 1ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Dukex zof Edinburq's face.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 1, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : White Walker 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 1, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 1, all industry is owned and run by the government.
- : White Walker 1 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 1, people are turning themselves into worm food.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 1, Deridium's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 1, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.