Population | 8.383 billion |
Currency | loti |
Animal | dodo |
The Republic of Vylixan Puppet 3 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.383 billion Vylixan Puppet 3ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vylixan Puppet 3ian economy, worth 708 trillion lotis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,481 lotis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Visitors to Vylixan Puppet 3 are microchipped and must be escorted by a Vylixan Puppet 3ian soldier - even to the bathroom, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Puppet 3's national animal is the dodo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Vylixan Puppet 3 is ranked 148,224th in the world and 238th in Vylixan Prime for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 812.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vylixan Puppet 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Most Stationary, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Largest Black Market.
- : Vylixan Puppet 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Vylixan Puppet 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Vylixan Puppet 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Vylixan Puppet 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Vylixan Puppet 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Vylixan Puppet 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Vylixan Puppet 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Vylixan Puppet 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Vylixan Puppet 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.