The Most Serene Nudist Republic of Vurted is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Iam Nude with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 40.547 billion Vurtedians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vurtedian economy, worth a remarkable 5,721 trillion feathers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 141,109 feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vurted's national animal is the ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nudism.

Vurted is ranked 285,314^th in the world and 6^th in The Nudist Dreamland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -20.63 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.