The Conch Republic of VinVachia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wade Wilson with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 30.456 billion VinVachians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anytown USA. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VinVachian economy, worth a remarkable 4,728 trillion Sugar Packets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,256 Sugar Packets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and a third of VinVachians are e-certified CEOs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VinVachia's national animal is the Land Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Science.

VinVachia is ranked 191,460^th in the world and 2^nd in United Otter Emirates for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.