The Queendom of Lily valley is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.139 billion Zoulans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xaniya. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zoulani economy, worth 567 trillion Bartazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,043 Bartazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lily valley's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lily valley is ranked 78,353^rd in the world and 1,386^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 17.96 flags saluted per person per day.