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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,023rdMost Influential: 5,592ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,139th
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Unos Cretos

Population393 million

CapitalBetch Capital Region


The Federal Republic of Unos Cretos is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 393 million Cretosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betch Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cretosian economy, worth 38.8 trillion Unoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,803 Unoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and the tightness of border controls in Unos Cretos leave a little to be desired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unos Cretos's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unos Cretos is ranked 34,046th in the world and 1,620th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,439.73 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,023rdTop
Most Influential: 5,592ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,139thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,226thTop
Safest: 15,095thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,013thMost Pacifist: 17,297thMost Cultured: 17,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,465thHighest Food Quality: 20,243rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,156thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,671stHealthiest Citizens: 25,264thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,919th
Largest Insurance Industry: 407th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 552nd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 824th in the regionSafest: 864th in the regionMost Cultured: 872nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 902nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 967th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,014th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,073rd in the regionMost Influential: 1,106th in the region

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