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Slip Up in Riceland
Friday, August 20, 2021:On this night, Malnja and her company were visiting Arrozia on a mission to have a meeting with the Director of the colony. The discussion was based on the idea of making Arrozia a dominion. The discussion took place over multiple days, but on one night, while she was heading back to her residency in the colony, she bumped into a man. That man was christian anarchist Joshua Gerard, and he hated the Unojoish government. Recognizing the Saney, He apologized and let her and her guards return to their place of residency... Then he broke a window, strangled Malnja to death and got shot dead by the guards. It was too late though and La Saney is now dead.
The Panic:
With the news coming back to high ranking officials, this put them in a state of panic. They had to make sure that they inaugurated the next Saney before the public found out about Malnja's death. The idea was simples, according to Line of Succession to the Almighty Saney, the less than one year old Malbre would be the newest Saney. Two people objected two this.
Sanpai Hadrian claims that the child is Repudiada and that he was married to the late Malnja
Minister of War Emma claims that Malnja told her that she was "La Herdeira" and that she should get the throne even though she is an atheist.
The rest of the hierarchy of LEO declares that Malbre is the new Saney and because of his young age, LEO will make the choices for the crown.
Monarchist call this system too democratic, Capitalist call it communism, Conjointist call this an oligarchy. But most importantly, lots of folk are mad.
The Theocratic Malnjist Empire:
The Theocratic Malnjist Empire is a group that also calls themselves "The Third Unojoish Empire". They believe that Hadrian is the right heir and believe that Conjointism is the most important part of Unojo. The group is focused on the idea that Unojo has been ruined by the hierarchy of nobles and that the Saney should not fill the role of a King, but a Pope-like entity for Conjointism.
Because they believe they are a continuation of Religious Malnjism, they carry the same flag as Malnjist Unojo. These hardline Conjointist may believe in the tolerance of minorities, but not religious one. TTME endorsed the pillaging of Stanley and took it over "in the name of Difemanim, Malnja, and Hadrian"
The Duchy of Las Malvinas:
The Duchy of Las Malvinas or just simply The Duchy is an interesting thing. Some
Sutarianesians stole Malnja's body and brought her back from the dead. President Tix Tax of Sutarianesia held a meeting with her and managed to get her back to The Falklands. Of course, she is a puppet of Sutarianesia, so none of the other Unojoish groups like them. Still, the Duchy's forces being backed by Sutarianesian Forces have been sweeping through the West Falkland island.The Flag is based on Alton, speaking of which, Alton has been giving to the Duchy.
La Sándwichi Atearchy:
The Sandwichi Atheiarchy or La Sándwichi Atearchy or just the Sandwichs are a group of Militarist who believe that "Atheiarch Emma". They're just Colonialist Dictators with a fancy name. They believe that Unojo wasn't an "Empire" and that expansion has been halted by Conjointism. Secular Unojo that also likes conscriptions and peak military performance. They stole a bunch of Nulls and call them Lluns. They've taken a lot of the East Islands and even some of the Unojoish zealand territory.
Their flags are inspired by Unojoish null. The Sandwichis also own The South Georgia and The South Sandwich Islands, thus the name.
The Republic of Unojo:
The Republic of Unojo controls the nation's capital and is lead by Malbre. Because Malbre isn't suit for ruling, the LEOians hold debates on what to do. They aren't as extreme as the others and hope to get things back in order. A drift towards a more centralist Unojo... Centralist for Unojoish Standards, that is.
They claim ownership of all land owned by the Unojoish Empire and hope that this will all blow over. They have also reverted to using the 2020 Unojoish flag.
The Watcherist Zone of the Ang Pilipinas
Two days after, a group of people called "The Watcherist" proclaimed that Unojo was in a civil war. They instantly killed director liberal and created a Voluntarist Country with no capital and no leader. The only sign of government is the Watcherist Militia. While the entire colony isn't in their control, most people support them, it's a win in their book.
On Sunday 22nd, the first battle happens between the Duchy and La Ang Pilipinas (LAP sounds cool)
Battle of Taguig/Taguig War
Day one
Date:
Started in Sunday, August 22, 2021
Location:
Manila City and surrounding areas
Result:
Duchiest Victory
Territorial Gains:
Greater Manila area plus near by lake
Belligerents
Revolutionaries
Duchiest
The first battle of the Unojoish Civil War ironically had nothing to do with the civil war. The revolutionaries in Arrozia had claimed a lot of the northern Arrozian land. After the Revolutionaries took hold of the directory's city, they knew their next opponent would be Manila. The Duchy would be wanting back the lands and Sutarianesian cooperation with the republic has been troublesome. So the revolutionaries planned an all out attack on the city.
Here's the current map of the Homelands
Yellow is the Republic (but they claim to own all Unojoish Land)
Orange is the Duchy
Grey are the Sandwichis
Pink is the Theocracy
Monday, August 23, 2021:
With this news out and about, the Republic, the Theocracy, and The Sandwichi have planed a three sided attack on their held land. The campaign's details will be put here:
Opperation Legal Zombie
The Theocracy's plan
Date:
Monday, August 23, 2021
Location:
Weddell Island
Result:
Dismemberment of the Duchy
Territorial Gains:
Pending
Belligerents
The United Unojoish Front
The Duchy
The Theocracy of Unojo
The Duchy
The Republic of Unojo
La Sandwichi Atearchy
Commanders and Leaders
Private Info
Malnja's Guards
Strength
Numbers
Sutarneisan Backing (retracted)
Casualties and Losses
About 50,000 deaths
All it's land and it's Saney. about 700,000 died.
Opperation Legal Zombie
This operation was a quick way to not only get rid of the duchy, but also to seize Malnja. Malnja was the only thing holding the Duchy together after Sutarianesia pulled out of The alton state and The Duchy of Las Malvinas. So she hunkered down in the largest island in the Duchy, Weddell Island.
In FTN, she stay with as many troops as possible, sending messages claiming that all the other Unojos were in open rebellion. The CRU, the TME (or just the Theocracy), and the LSA (The Sandwichi) all had enough of her BS and planned to storm the duchy together.
Sutarianesia also joined in.
LSA wanted to kill Malnja on sight, ending the idea of another leader that could take over the Sandwichi.
The CRU wanted to put her on trial for evading the laws of nature and maybe executing her, if not just jailing her.
The TME wanted to have her as a simple priest in the Theocracy.
The Sutarianesians did their own thing, I guess.
First, the CRU troops stormed the beach closest to the fort, being hit with a multitude of mines and Nulls. While the beach front was distracted, LSA troops ready'd a charge accompanied by some Nulls. This caught the troops off guard and the LSA got dangerously close.
While Duchiest troops were moving to cover the LSA front, the TME troops stormed the northern point, giving another shock to the Duchy. They duchy was overwhelmed and could not escape. TME troops got to Malnja first and took her as a "POW" (but not really).
Partition was brought up after the event, but the CRU refused to participate and just spread troops across former Duchy land. This has cause shots to be fired by LSA and TME troops after the Partition, but we're getting ahead of itself.
Emma thought that LSA should get the most land because they did the most work while Hadrian claimed that the TME had taken Malnja, so they should have the most land. In the end, LSA was given Weddell while the smaller islands were given to TME.
Yellow is the CRU (but they claim to own all Unojoish Land)
Grey are LSA
Pink is the TME
In other news, plans to invade Sierte arise in LSA.
Nothing happened on Tuesday, so here's a summary of yesterday:
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The CRU made a poll to gain support, but we'll see how good that goes.
Factbooks about the LSA's leader has started being created as the plan to invade Sierte gets constructed:
Atheiarch Emma "Poggers" Lopez
Don't worry, this isn't a real person. AEPL isn't a physical threat to your well being.
Atheiarch of La Sandwichis and Las Malvinans |
In office:
Read the civil war factbook
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Personal Details |
Born: | Classified |
Nationality: Sandwichi | NATIONALITY |
Political Party: La Sandwichi Atheiarchy | PARTY |
Spouse(s): | Classified |
Children: | Classified |
Education: | Military School of Minia |
Religion: | Atheist |
Signature: | Classified |
"I eat Conjointist children."
- Emma Lopez
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I'll update the map later. Might need to just redo it lol.
Something happened on the 28th:
Attack on Grandpa
A lot of people call this battle a different name
Date:
Saturday, August 28, 2021
Location:
Defi Stanley
Result:
Stanley gets taken by the Republic
Territorial Gains:
North-East Eastern Falklands
Belligerents
Defenders
Invaders
Unojo (The CRU)
The TME (Theocratic Malnjist Empire)
Paganan (showed up later)
Nicholas and Great Britain (joined later)
Commanders and Leaders
General konstantin yepulis
Darth Tyrannus
Hans Starten
General Maximilian Veers
Gregory Avington of the 64th Battalion
Strength
Hill terrain
Defensive position
Defensive position
Numbers
Nulls
Nulls
Casualties and Losses
Pending
Pending
Rijk forces partook in guerrilla fighting throughout the night.
Peace talks break out between the CRU and the TME.
Some skirmishes had happened in the east
The TME join the republic with a deal that they will give back the falklands after they are given South Georgia.
LSA gets kicked out of their islands and now the TME occupy it as a CRU protectorate. The End
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