The Kingdom of Tweekia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its enforced nudity, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 45.472 billion Tweekians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tweekian economy, worth an astonishing 10,932 trillion tweekish pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,413 tweekish pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime is a problem. Tweekia's national animal is the crack baby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Tweekia is ranked 288,667^th in the world and 10,966^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.41 kickbacks per hour.