The Khaganate of Turanian Utopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Great Khagan with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.534 billion Turks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Otuken. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The powerhouse Turkic economy, worth 979 trillion Turanian Liramanats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 114,786 Turanian Liramanats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turanian Utopia's national animal is the Blue Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Turanian Utopia is ranked 7,923^rd in the world and 1^st in Turkic Union for Most Patriotic, with 68.97 flags saluted per person per day.