The Kingdom of Tshana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Germain V with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 13.107 billion Tshanans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumara. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tshanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,665 trillion Royals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,395 Royals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, in a fit of passion King Germain V has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tshana's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tshana is ranked 2,297^th in the world and 59^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 268.52 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.