The Slothful Admiral of Trisia Strom did nothing wrong is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.156 billion Trisia Strom did nothing wrongians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Trisia Strom did nothing wrongian economy, worth 508 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,530 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, and livestock mutilations are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trisia Strom did nothing wrong's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Trisia Strom did nothing wrong is ranked 256,905^th in the world and 4,900^th in Artificial Solar System for Nicest Citizens, with 0.94 average smiles per day.