The Jolly Good Democracy of Tobixland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tobixen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.316 billion happy campers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gladstad. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tobixlandian economy, worth 904 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,507 Bottlecaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Tobixlandian politicians, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime is totally unknown. Tobixland's national animal is the Four-headed chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kopimism.

Tobixland is ranked 2,500^th in the world and 60^th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 168.3 quips per hour.