The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.34 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 5,368 trillion Lalans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 519,167 Lalans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Flying Lala, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 311,309^th in the world and 168^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.