The Cryptid Satellite State of The republic of Jackalopetopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jackalope Master with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.455 billion Jackalopetopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Warren. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jackalopetopian economy, worth 142 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,671 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The republic of Jackalopetopia is often a lifetime appointment, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is totally unknown. The republic of Jackalopetopia's national animal is the jackalope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The republic of Jackalopetopia is ranked 243,545^th in the world and 11,876^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.03 crimes per hour.