The Most Serene Grand Republic of The Psion is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 38.186 billion Psionists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Psionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,654 trillion gps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Information Technology. Average income is 43,322 gps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The roads are virtually falling apart, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, skateparks can be found in every city, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime is totally unknown. The Psion's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Psion is ranked 24,034^th in the world and 1^st in Queer Leftist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 20.7 average smiles per day.