The ✱Solarvm Mystic Holy Empire✱ of Las Filipina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 79ᜂᜇᜒᜁᜈ᜔ᜆ᜔ ᜉᜒᜀᜇ᜔ᜎ᜔ ᜋᜑᜇ᜔ᜎᜒᜃ ᜃᜓᜂᜈ᜔ᜃᜒᜎ᜔46 with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.712 billion Pinoys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pearla De los Santos Orin Maynila. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 502 trillion ᜁ ᜈ᜔ ᜆᜒ ᜇ᜔ ᜈ ᜆᜒ ᜂ ᜈ ᜎ᜔ aureus ᜏᜓ ᜇ᜔ ᜎ᜔ ᜇs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,242 ᜁ ᜈ᜔ ᜆᜒ ᜇ᜔ ᜈ ᜆᜒ ᜂ ᜈ ᜎ᜔ aureus ᜏᜓ ᜇ᜔ ᜎ᜔ ᜇs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheists on vacation find Espirituwal Lahat ng Relihiyon Supremacy's scriptures make useful doorstops, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, the military struggles with recruitment, and document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Las Filipina's national animal is the Omnia Animalium, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Espirituwal Lahat ng Relihiyon Supremacy.

Las Filipina is ranked 81,975^th in the world and 1,479^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 17.32 flags saluted per person per day.