The ℱℛᎯℕℂᎾ-ℐᏆᎯℒℐᎯℕ ℰℕᏆℰℕᏆℰ of The Most Freedom Ever is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Two with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.725 billion Franco-Italians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parome. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Franco-Italian economy, worth a remarkable 3,706 trillion Ententeuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 291,282 Ententeuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, concussed Cocker Spanielball players cannot remember their lineup position, trains and passengers alike are often late, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Most Freedom Ever's national animal is the Cocker Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Avant-Catholicism.

The Most Freedom Ever is ranked 578^th in the world and 1^st in Random Acts of Kindness for Lowest Crime Rates, with 191.58 law-abiding acts per hour.