The んひ尺尺ﾉᄃﾑ刀乇 of The Hurricane is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hurricane II with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.356 billion Hurricaneans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eye of the Storm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,147 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 263,345 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,396,660 per year while the poor average 3,279, a ratio of 730 to 1.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Hurricane's national animal is the Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hurricaneanism.

The Hurricane is ranked 290,718^th in the world and 6^th in The Great Storm for Safest, scoring 3.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.