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Most Scientifically Advanced: 83rdHighest Economic Output: 204thMost Secular: 231st
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Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Caleshan Valkyrie

Population42.255 billion

CapitalThe Nexus
LeaderCala Windham
FaithSun and Sky

CurrencyFavor
AnimalEagle

The Convocation Compact of The Caleshan Valkyrie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cala Windham with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.255 billion Caleshan enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Nexus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleshan economy, worth an astonishing 17,823 trillion Favors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 421,815 Favors, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Caleshan Valkyrie's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Sun and Sky.

The Caleshan Valkyrie is ranked 83rd in the world and 1st in Gholgoth for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,748.13 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 83rdHighest Economic Output: 204thMost Secular: 231stLargest Information Technology Sector: 261stSmartest Citizens: 279thMost Patriotic: 319thRudest Citizens: 462ndMost Efficient Economies: 504thLargest Governments: 730thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 732ndHighest Average Incomes: 911thLargest Populations: 983rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,052ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,276thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,335thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,358thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,832ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,916thMost Inclusive: 2,036thMost Developed: 2,099thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,506thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,517thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,691stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,278thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,813thHealthiest Citizens: 3,997thHighest Food Quality: 4,613thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,793rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,189thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,608thSafest: 6,415thLargest Mining Sector: 6,497thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,854thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,659thMost Stationary: 12,303rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,427thMost Influential: 12,447thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,712thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,591stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,519thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,197thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,332nd
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, military training in The Caleshan Valkyrie emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Following new legislation in The Caleshan Valkyrie, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.

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