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Most Patriotic: 5,693rdMost Conservative: 6,691stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,322nd
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The Burger King Corporation

Population1.226 billion


CurrencyBurger Buck
AnimalPickle Pup

The Empire of The Burger King Corporation is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.226 billion Employees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whoppertown. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Working economy, worth 151 trillion Burger Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,915 Burger Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The only places to see Pickle Pups now are at local zoos, stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff, bilingual Employees are viewed with suspicion, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Burger King Corporation's national animal is the Pickle Pup, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Burger King Corporation is ranked 237,333rd in the world and 5,717th in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.11 crimes per hour.

Most Patriotic: 5,693rdMost Conservative: 6,691stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,322ndMost Authoritarian: 8,816thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,590thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,620thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,906thMost Influential: 15,403rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,630thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,783rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,509thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,452ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,492ndMost Secular: 19,121stLargest Black Market: 20,036thLargest Mining Sector: 20,922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 23,665thHighest Average Incomes: 24,304th
Most Conservative: 166th in the regionMost Patriotic: 227th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 264th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 350th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 399th in the regionMost Extreme: 400th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 468th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 540th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 600th in the region

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