Population | 8.145 billion |
Capital | Washington DC |
Leader | Donald J Trump |
Faith | Deism |
Currency | daler |
Animal | bison |
The Economic Nationalists of The American Enlightenment is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Donald J Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.145 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion dalers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,471 dalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The overhead luggage compartment is often full, crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The American Enlightenment's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deism.
The American Enlightenment is ranked 21,857th in the world and 33rd in Pecan Sandies for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 266.37 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The American Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : The American Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
- : The American Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.