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Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo! Donald J Trump
Largest Mining Sector: 3,637thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,083rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,882nd
The Economic Nationalists of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The American Enlightenment

Population7.877 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderDonald J Trump
FaithDeism

Currencydaler
Animalbison

The Economic Nationalists of The American Enlightenment is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Donald J Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.877 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion dalers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,998 dalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The American Enlightenment's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deism.

The American Enlightenment is ranked 81,645th in the world and 16th in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 592.0858016204 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 3,637thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,083rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,882ndLargest Black Market: 6,370thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,739thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,314thNudest: 9,694thMost Efficient Economies: 9,803rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,036thMost Secular: 11,945thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,949thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,619thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,259thMost Inclusive: 15,958thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,148thHighest Economic Output: 20,148thLargest Governments: 20,786thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,461stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,616thMost Developed: 24,101stHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,795thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26,930thMost Patriotic: 27,952ndMost Advanced Public Education: 27,959thLowest Crime Rates: 28,948th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The American Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
  • : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
  • : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees.
  • : The American Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, tabloids coo over Donald J Trump's expected child.

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