Population | 7.877 billion |
Capital | Washington DC |
Leader | Donald J Trump |
Faith | Deism |
Currency | daler |
Animal | bison |
The Economic Nationalists of The American Enlightenment is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Donald J Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.877 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion dalers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,998 dalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The American Enlightenment's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deism.
The American Enlightenment is ranked 81,645th in the world and 16th in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 592.0858016204 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The American Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees.
- : The American Enlightenment was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in The American Enlightenment, tabloids coo over Donald J Trump's expected child.