The Republic of The Akian Islands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jay Akeeo with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.872 billion Akeeanese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keyani City. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Akeeanese economy, worth 686 trillion Kees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,175 Kees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Kee treacle machine, the World Republic Games have been won again by The Akian Islands as no other country cares enough to compete, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Akian Islands's national animal is the Akee Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Akian Islands is ranked 129,084^th in the world and 2,310^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 847.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.