Population | 4.842 billion |
Capital | Discendi |
Leader | Interconnected AI Node Network |
Currency | 10-D Hypercube |
Animal | bat |
The Semi-Platonic Society of Telseria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Interconnected AI Node Network with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.842 billion Telserians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Discendi. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Telserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion 10-D Hypercubes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 247,847 10-D Hypercubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown. Telseria's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Telseria is ranked 167,606th in the world and 451st in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 174.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Telseria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Telseria, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Telseria, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Telseria, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Telseria, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in Telseria, the election for Interconnected AI Node Network's office's janitor is heating up.
- : Following new legislation in Telseria, electricians spend more time in school than doctors.
- : Telseria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Telseria endorsed The Armed Republic of Eastern Tamuppy.
- : Following new legislation in Telseria, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 48 » Ilfarasia, The Unidet Of Life, Free Land of Rebellium, Kaprein, Macrasetia, Alski, Faradova, Greater Theowherveld, Jaegerpondonia, Puffandria, Dustwind, Anollasia, Namakan, Second Peenadian, Gosheon, Wischland, The Democratic State Of Josora, Aquachromia, DetroitSmash, Yakkandiania, Dreyas, Ear Exploder 9000, Milanisca, Sillitopia, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Republic of Libriano, Astrobolt, Mesyeti, The Galactic American Imperium, United States of Island land, QuazaFire, Greater Sus, Greater Granskiye, Killettland, Grimmywelsh, Reborn America, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Tausend Seen, Taiqar, Lysandrion, Oasaria, Guyana Francese, Manneo Varo, Zeklandia, Jzonim, Creberg, and Eastern Tamuppy.