The Kingdom of Van Demons Land Tasmania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Benny Hill with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.04 billion Van Demons Land Tasmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Van Demons Land Tasmanian economy, worth 114 trillion Debt Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,981 Debt Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, edutainment video games are taking Van Demons Land Tasmania's students to the next level, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Van Demons Land Tasmania's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Van Demons Land Tasmania is ranked 81,478^th in the world and 7^th in Saint Osmund for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,705.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.