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Largest Gambling Industry: 969thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,018thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,052nd
The Ojouocracy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Takaneland

Population3.565 billion

CapitalShijou Federal District
LeaderOjou-sama
Faith13th Takane Adventism

CurrencyRamen
AnimalHibiki

The Ojouocracy of Takaneland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ojou-sama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.565 billion Takanites are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shijou Federal District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Takanelandian economy, worth 599 trillion Ramens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 168,187 Ramens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,342,687 per year while the poor average 4,964, a ratio of 270 to 1.

Tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Shijou Federal District make great practice for foreign snipers, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', and half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Takaneland's national animal is the Hibiki, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 13th Takane Adventism.

Takaneland is ranked 86,005th in the world and 8th in Neo Otaku Utopia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,874.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 969thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,018thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,052ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,244thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,264thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,326thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,744thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,989thFattest Citizens: 2,190thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,364thMost Armed: 2,602ndTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,988thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,270thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,544thMost Devout: 4,216thLargest Retail Industry: 6,385thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,631stMost Cultured: 8,103rdNudest: 8,343rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,357thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,673rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,705thRudest Citizens: 10,810thHighest Average Incomes: 11,550thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,687thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 14,127thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,806thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,817thMost Patriotic: 17,884thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,847thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,042nd
Top
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Takaneland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, and Most Armed and the Top 5% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Takaneland, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Following new legislation in Takaneland, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'.
  • : Following new legislation in Takaneland, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Shijou Federal District make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Takaneland's influence in Neo Otaku Utopia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Takaneland, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian.
  • : Following new legislation in Takaneland, Ojou-sama often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Takaneland, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Takaneland, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Takaneland, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.

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