The Ojouocracy of Takaneland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ojou-sama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.565 billion Takanites are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shijou Federal District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Takanelandian economy, worth 599 trillion Ramens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 168,187 Ramens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,342,687 per year while the poor average 4,964, a ratio of 270 to 1.

Tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Shijou Federal District make great practice for foreign snipers, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', and half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Takaneland's national animal is the Hibiki, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 13th Takane Adventism.

Takaneland is ranked 86,005^th in the world and 8^th in Neo Otaku Utopia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,874.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.