The United Patagonia of Sycar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Roger Navarro with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.995 billion Sycarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto Montt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sycarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,381 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 153,579 Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 725,256 per year while the poor average 19,271, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, business is banging at no-tell motels, the entire entry for Sycar in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sycar's national animal is the Guanaco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sycar is ranked 40,974^th in the world and 8^th in The Third Entente for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.3 law-abiding acts per hour.