The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 282 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed population of 10.771 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 531 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,328 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", the internet has been placed under government control, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 282's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 282 is ranked 244,231^st in the world and 7,002^nd in Suspicious for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.