The Precious Gemnation of Sunzslhaunia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bianca Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.454 billion Sunzslhaunians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sun City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sunzslhaunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,725 trillion Sunstones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,374 Sunstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster. Crime is totally unknown. Sunzslhaunia's national animal is the Sun Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Sunzslhaunia is ranked 1,128^th in the world and 20^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 167.23 law-abiding acts per hour.