The State of Steuban is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and fear of technology. The hard-working, devout population of 13.484 billion Steubanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong Steubanian economy, worth 873 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,777 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and Steuban has designated District City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Steuban's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Steuban is ranked 106,011^th in the world and 4^th in Federal Republic of Russia for Safest, scoring 79.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.