The Proletarian dictatorship of Soviet Party of Russia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dmitriy with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 25.295 billion Soviets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Party of Russian economy, worth a remarkable 3,891 trillion Chinchillas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,827 Chinchillas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Soviet Party of Russia, and being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Party of Russia's national animal is the Chinchilla Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tengriism.

Soviet Party of Russia is ranked 25,613^th in the world and 1^st in The Odessa Pact for Nicest Citizens, with 20.14 average smiles per day.