The Empire of Silap Inua is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kraz Margi with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 32.098 billion Silap Inuans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wiwilemek. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Silap Inuan economy, worth a remarkable 5,911 trillion moisties a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,178 moisties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, mandatory daycare is provided by the government, and Silap Inuan diplomacy is by the book. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silap Inua's national animal is the whalehawk, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Silap Inua is ranked 6,595^th in the world and 141^st in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 41.53 average smiles per day.