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To Hell with Issue #221! - On the Temporary Liberalization of the Economy

Due to the ludicrous issue #221 pertaining to tax codes which contained wording suggesting a cut in government subsidies to private economic ventures, but having the actual effect of cutting ALL government subsidizing of the economy without regard to public or private entities in contravention of all good sense and the actual wording of the issue, leading to the complete destruction of the economy to such a degree never before seen IN ANY OTHER ISSUE IN NS, the Hindu Matriarchy of Shaktirajya is hereby forced to implement capitalist renovations to the economy which the Hindu Matriarchy normally would deem immoral, but is compelled by extreme and special circumstances to enact. Once the recovery of the economy is achieved, the Hindu Matriarchy will transition back to a largely socialist economy. During this phase the Hindu Matriarchy shall see to it that the environment, seen as a physical manifestation of the Goddess Herself, is adversely effected as little as possible.

Be it known now and forever, before gods and men, that in the future the notorious, erroneous, and downright ludicrous issue #221 shall be dismissed without exception when we shall have the misfortune of it appearing on our daily issues list. All nations who shall read this dispatch are hereby heartily encouraged by the Hindu Matriarchy to avoid the mistake of choosing any option on issue #221 whatsoever, it being our strong belief that this issue is erroneous, ambiguous in regards to distinctions of public and private economic ventures, and downright ludicrous. There is simply no other issue in NS that so completely devastates the economy, nor any other issue which devastates any of the three elements (Civil Rights, Economy, Political Freedoms) to such an extreme degree.

BE WARNED AND TAKE HEED TO DISMISS ISSUE #221 LEST YOUR ECONOMY BE CRIPPLED. Do not dignify this ludicrous issue by choosing any of its options, but rather dismiss it, so that it may be tossed on the rubbish heap where it belongs.

So be it.

Vaktrihi Rajarajeshwaaryaaha Hyptyaaha Sophyaaha Matrusattasya Shaktirajyasya

The Speaker of the Divine Empress of Empresses Hypatia Sophia I Prima Inter Pares of the Hindu Matriarchy of Shaktirajya.

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